I wasn’t an idiot. I liked men and sex.
You didn’t even know what you wanted.
You are not. Maybe she won’t be an idiot like you were.
Because Santa looks like a human being, not a gigantic creature with big ass teeth.
You’re a gigantic creature with huge ass teeth.
I did not think he’d like that. Those costumes are creepy as fuck, and he’s one tenth the size of it. I think it’d freak any baby out.
That one didn’t look as bad… I guess we know not to get pictures with the Easter bunny. He loved Santa, though.
I’ll scream, and put locks on the outside of her door.
What exactly would that solve?
He won’t freak out, babe. He’ll love it.
Sometimes he cries about things I thought he’d like. He cried when he took his picture with the Easter bunny.